You know what more offices should engage in? A national Bring Your Lightsaber to Work Day.
I’m not not advocating for casual Fridays, or dogs in the office, or kitchens where people can stand the smell long enough to eat. All those things are great. But honestly, a periodic lightsaber battle between co-workers really brightens up cubical living.
And think of all of us who don’t have our own lightsabers at home. Whose landlords forbid non-lethal replications of fantasy weaponry. We get bask in the green and blue glow for a few minutes finally getting to make that bzzzzurrr with a sword not our own mouths while finding out how hard you have to whack these things together to get them to make the sizzle-pop fight noises.
This people, is what office morale is all about.